Santa Takes A Dump!
Every once in a while, something surprises and makes an old, crusty curmudgeon chuckle…and grateful.
For the past week, I have been anxiously "waiting for the man with the bag" - trash bag that is! You see, I forgot to put the waste containers out after Thanksgiving, and my turkey carcass and tossed-out trimmings had ripened into a reaking, odorous, not-so-holiday fare over the last 7 days!
However, my early Christmas wish was fulfilled this morning (as evident by the photo).
Please share this story of good news throughout your social media sites, that (although obviously struggling with a sagging, northern economy), Yes Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus!!!… Here's your tweet:
"Santa Takes A Dump - Makes Me Man From Glad!"
"Things are not as bad as they seem - they are worse!" - Bill Press