Today is our country’s mid-term election day. I don’t know about you, but the candidates where I live are slim pick-ins. The primary ones make me want to puke when they regurgitate their over-rehearsed, verbal vomit - and the other candidates are mostly nondescript, barely able to make enough noise to even familiarize voters with their names...much less their stance on the issues. But this is AMERICA...land of the free, home of the brave and the Republic for which I stand. Therefore, I consider it my rightful privilege and duty to educate myself on the candidates best I can, (and their platforms), and to vote my conscience and for my beliefs. I encourage you all to do the same!
Considering the lackluster candidates on these mid-term ballots - along with the ones already campaigning for the upcoming 2016 Presidential Election, I’ve decided to throw my political hat in the ring and run for President myself! So look out Harry Reid & John Boehner...there’s soon gonna be a Curmudgeon in the White House that will not hesitate to slap the snotty cynicism out of one of you - and the fake QT orange tan off the other. I believe this act alone will unite the two parties!
Besides that first order of business; however, I would immediately sharpen my Presidential pen and invoke the following Executive Orders to make this a better country:
My name is Curmudgeon...and I approve this message!
“Things are not as bad as they seem...they’re worse!” - Bill Press