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DANGER, SOFT SHOULDER

3/4/2014

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I paused yesterday on I-40 to snap a picture of this billboard.  For some reason, it draws my eye every morning as I'm driving to work in order to support my overt happiness.  


So I thought I'd take a picture of it to safely ponder & dissect the information on this billboard - and to share the thoughts  it provokes in my pitiful mind every morning on my commute;
 


The Girl:
  • Where is her shirt?
  • Is she looking for the scar?
  • Is this Dr. Dube's assistant?  Will she answer the phone if I call this number?
  • I wish that I could turn my head that far, but I can't because of my C-5 & C-6 degenerative discs.  I wonder if Dr. Dube knows a good neurosurgeon he could recommend?
  • There's no way that this girl has had shoulder surgery, but she makes me look every morning!  This is good marketing by Dube.

Minimally Invasive:
This is an oxymoron.  If it's invasive, it ain't minimal.

Shoulder Surgery:
To reiterate, and as anyone my age with crusty, creaky joints knows…there is no such thing as minimally invasive (or minor) "Surgery"

Dube Orthopedics
Is it pronounced "doob" or "doobie"?  That's a funny name for a Doctor who works on "joints".  

In either case, I will not be going to see him strictly based on that.  I've gone to other doctors before who's names invoke unfortunate connotations.  The most prominent of those being a gastrointestinal specialist in South Carolina named…Dr. Ramsbottom. (true)

There is another Dube billboard as well, featuring a seductively-bent knee that looks as if it could be of this same young lady with obvious, premature joint issues.  I can't remember where it is, but if I see it I will do a follow-up post or tweet out a picture.  That way, we can be Dube Brothers!

Curmudgeon Out!
                                            "Things are not as bad as they seem.  They are worse."  ~Bill Press

6 Comments
Editor-in-chief
3/4/2014 12:42:43 pm

I noticed this billboard too. I thought it was Carrie Underwood at first glance. Dr Dupe kinda duped me. I looked twice to see who's on the Opry before I realized it was an ad for a Dr.

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Editor
3/4/2014 12:50:04 pm

I meant Dr Dube kinda "duped" me. Haha. Editor-in-chief needs one.
BTW the comment bar freezes up if you do try to correct something.

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admirer
2/9/2015 08:52:52 pm

You have to see the billboard at Jo Johnston/10th Ave N. No idea what it has to do with any kind of surgery. I guess we just want to visit the doc to see if she is there.

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Not impressed
3/20/2015 10:26:21 am

He is gross and that is creepy

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Mmmm
8/23/2018 06:29:50 am

Yes he is!! Totally disgusting

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Dua Frey link
3/6/2021 03:44:56 am

This was lovelly to read

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