Need another sign of crazy? (or in this case - "lazy")
Let me introduce you to Tidy Paws: a "pet waste removal and dog pooper scooper yard cleanup service" here in Nashville.
Call 1-800-DOG POOP.
I have to admit, I would have loved to have been able to afford these guys when I was a teenager and used to mow our 1-acre yard with a 20-inch push mower. We had a large snow-white german shepherd named Bobo, and he excelled at hiding some pretty impressive droppings all over that acre. Let me tell you in case you've never experienced the enjoyment of hitting one of those bad boys with a throttled up 5HP Briggs & Stratton. It's the scent that keeps on giving Clark!
According to Tidy Paws' website, they charge $13/visit for one dog - and they have a "double-doody" guarantee that you'll be happy with their service.
You can't make up this crap!
"Things are not as bad as they seem. They are worse." ~Bill Press