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Before I go off on my rant this morning, let me say that I like the Robertson's, and I enjoy and appreciate their show, their walk in life and their passion to spread the important message of family values…BUT

I got my feathers ruffled yesterday morning when I stopped in the local Publix to pick up some Bunny Bread and eggs for my Mother.  As I'm meandering toward the dairy section - there they are - right next to the Sushi bar (which makes me wonder…how bad of a sushi chef do you have to be that the only gig you can get is Hermitage Publix?)

It was a cardboard newsstand of 2014 calendars for sale, and right there in the middle of them was DUCK DYNASTY.  While I understand that DD is a CC (Duck Dynasty is a Cash Cow), It dawned on me this morning that they have milked it enough and I call FOWL.  Just like me, Phil, Jase, Uncle Si and Willie should NEVER have high-resolution pictures taken…EVER.  Neither should those ill-advised pictures show up in my local grocery store.  It's like a duck out of …… 

It's time for an Intervention my web-footed friends.  Someone needs to grab Phil's shotgun and shoot-down any more ill-advised licensing deals to keep cynics and skeptics like me from wondering about their true motive at this point.  Is it to spread family values?  Or the root of all evil?  

I'm not judging mind you…just observing by Peking in.   You'll get my 'bill' later.


Curmudgeon Out

                                         "Things are not as bad as they seem.  They are worse."  ~Bill Press

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