Meggings

5:42 am - I'm sipping my 1st cup of coffee, sitting in a chair facing the corner in the dark alone.  It’s my favorite part of the day.  Reluctantly, I decide to turn on the TV to check out (and to gripe about) this cold, crappy weather we’ve been having the past few weeks.  

Between the weather and traffic report (and to my disgust), they run a feature spot on the apparent latest craze…."Meggings".  THAT's RIGHT…spandex leggings (aka Yoga Pants) for ah-hem….Men.  I don't know about you, but I could get nauseous thinking about these things showing up on the street.  http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/01/24/meggings-male-leggings-style/4767775/

It's hard enough to avoid being visually assaulted by the camel-toe phenomenon that’s been sweeping the nation…created by women deciding that ultra-thin leggings are pants and should be worn without a shirt long enough to cover up their parted mystery.

But now with the rising popularity of “Meggings”, I will have to divert my path (in order to keep from gouging my eyes out) whenever I see Metro-Mikey strutting my way…knowing that the only thing keeping his Frank-N-Beans from swaying freely in the wind is a thin layer of spandex called “Meggings”.  Okay...now I AM nauseous....Puke!

Curmudgeon Out!

                               "Things are not as bad as they seem.  They are worse."  ~Bill Press