Did you see the story about the couple that just got married during a Southwest Flight? THAT’s RIGHT, Dottie Coven and Keith Stewart decided to be “united” in-flight (at 32,000 feet over Arkansas) on Southwest’s inaugural non-stop service between Nashville and Dallas’ “Love Field”. How appropriate. The nuptials took place in front of 40 family members and friends, along with 100 total strangers and unsuspecting captives on the flight. Awh....somebody pass me the peanuts so I can puke in my barf-bag!!! These kinds of publicity stunts and exploitation of private events make me sick. This couple scares me worse than some of the very SW passengers who witnessed the ceremony. And have you seen some of the SW passengers lately? I don’t know about you, but that’s EXACTLY the crowd I’d want to endorse my holy matrimony. What’s next I wonder? Honeymoon on a Greyhound to Galveston? Oh well...Love is in the Air I guess, so all my best to the newlyweds - along with wishes for non-stop love. When do we land? Curmudgeon Out! "Things are not as bad as they seem...they're worse!" - Bill Press
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