Pointers & Setters

Sometimes, you run across a story that’s just too uplifting not to share it.  Especially considering the mounds and mounds of serious problems in the world like ISIS and Ebola.  Therefore, I wanted to push this one up to the top and share it with you.  It spills over with tips from an expert who really knows how to get things off her chest.  Cross-my-heart you’ll find it informative if not somewhat rhetorical.  So strap yourself in and get ready to be perked up by the lady whom Oprah deemed;

The Bra Whisperer!  THAT’s RIGHT...this lady evidently is the premier expert on bras.  In this USA Today article entitled; “Bra Fitting Entrepreneur Has Tips For The Ladies”, Susan Nethero solves the mystery of titties by answering the difficult questions like:

• How Often Should You Wear A Bra?
• How Long Should A Bra Last?
• What’s The Best Way to Care For a Bra?
• How Many Bras Should Each Woman Have?
• A Woman’s Bra Size Will Change During Her Lifetime.  When Do Most Women Need To Be Properly Fitted?
   

WOW...thanks Susan for unearthing such knowledge!  Now I’ll have more understanding and patience when “wife” slings her dainties across the shower rod.

Personally, I think songwriter Wynn Varble offers up more insight in his song “Bird Dog Bra”, where he explains in the chorus; 

It was a Bird-Dog Bra - should have known it when I met her
A Bird-Dog Bra - had to pull herself together
What’s A Bird-Dog Bra? - you see it’s really kind of clever….
A Bird-Dog Bra makes pointers out of setters.

Okay, I’ve milked this one enough.

Curmudgeon Out!

(reminder to the ladies)
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  Go get your yearly mammograms!

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