Up On The Housetop
In case you missed this story about the woman getting stuck in the chimney in California and don’t have time to read the whole thing, I thought I’d sum it up for you with a familiar tune we all know.
Up on the housetop cougar claws
Desperate woman pre-menopause
Down through the chimney she tries to slide
Stuck in the mid-dle - ass too wide
(she’s a) Ho Ho Ho - how could he not know
Ho Ho Ho - he tried to let her go
Up on the housetop - click, click click
Dawn de-ter-gent - slick, slick, slick
You can’t make this crap up...CLICK HERE FOR THE WHOLE STORY
"Things are not as bad as they seem...they're worse!" - Bill Press
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