![]() In case you missed this story about the woman getting stuck in the chimney in California and don’t have time to read the whole thing, I thought I’d sum it up for you with a familiar tune we all know. Up on the housetop cougar claws Desperate woman pre-menopause Down through the chimney she tries to slide Stuck in the mid-dle - ass too wide (she’s a) Ho Ho Ho - how could he not know Ho Ho Ho - he tried to let her go Up on the housetop - click, click click Dawn de-ter-gent - slick, slick, slick You can’t make this crap up...CLICK HERE FOR THE WHOLE STORY Curmudgeon Out! "Things are not as bad as they seem...they're worse!" - Bill Press
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